So there's this man named Dylan Moran. And he's a comedian. And he's in this show called Black Books. My friend may have introduced me to Dylan Moran and Black Books. Now I do nothing but watch his stand-up and episodes of Black Books and it's ALL HER FAULT.

You must waste inordinate amounts of time with me.

Do you read? I do. Do you want to do that in the same room sometime?
 - Bernard Black

That ^ is quite possible the best pickup line ever. Just saying.

So I've been sitting in the library looking at http://dailydoseofdylanmoran.tumblr.com/ instead of doing anything productive with  my life and laughing quietly to myself like the lunatic we all expect me to be. Also, all the pictures/quotes above are courtesy of the aforementioned site that has eaten my soul.

In conclusion, don't let your friends introduce you to hilarity. It will eat your soul.

Basically, when it comes down to it, I see my future in Black Books.... except I'm not an angry Irish man. So there are flaws in my plans for the future, I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

In all seriousness, exciting future news: I got in to my publishing studies program! Of course it's in England and expensive and there's very little funding for graduate schools overseas. Figures. So if anyone wants to start up a fund for sending me to England, go right ahead, I'm all for that plan.

I'm going to return to looking at this blog and laughing quietly to myself.